December 2010
Dec 31st
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Rapbattlin' my friend in the Facebook chat,
ended my verse with “don’t come frontin’ here again, Vato, bitches say po-tah-toh”
Dec 31st
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Compared to my sister, I'm stuck in the shallow...
Luckily, it’s keeping my away from the infamous ‘slut’-gene.
Dec 31st
I just described my friend as being...
I feel like I’m 70 years old :(
Dec 31st
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marcusjohn asked: I can't understand a damn thing on you facebook. For all I know your status messages are about strangling and eating puppies. :D
Dec 31st
marcusjohn asked: I can't understand a damn thing on you facebook. For all I know your status messages are about strangling and eating puppies. :D
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good night everyone.
I’m in the last day of twenty ten
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Dearest, sweetest Australian followers:
My friend says she’s moving to the north of Australia for a year. Is that anywhere near Vienna or Kitzbuel?
Dec 30th
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GF's little brother is sitting in a corner with...
All I hear is: “ROO BER AYE YEAH! GARB LIL WAH SNIRKR CALIFORN!” UPDATE: I definitely heard “OH NO A BOAT!” UPDATE #2: HOLY BUTTFUCK HE WALKED OVER TO ME AND STARED INTO MY EYES AND WENT “I’M NOT PLAYING STAR WARS, WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?” HOLY SHIT IS THIS KID DAMIEN OR SOMETHING WHAT THE HELL I CRAPPED MY FUCKING PANTS HOLY SHIT!
Dec 30th
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Oh you wanna know what I'm doing?
Well, I’m just playing some HALO: REACH, Tumblin’, reading about how to precisely determine what streets you should buy in Monopoly to win the game faster, you know, the usual stuff :)
Dec 30th
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acutecinephelia asked: I posted this in my blog, but I don't know if you get a notice about that, or how that works, so here's a reiteration of my answer:

Hey, thanks for the compliment, and let me start with Merry Christmas! As for The Chumscrubber, I really like it. I think you need to watch it with a mindset ready to deal with a couple of heavy topics:

It deals with the...
Dec 30th
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“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become...”
– Ingrid Bergman (via nowaysomeoneactually)
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Reblog with your xScEnEx name.
ajjames: jbildungsroman: skin-hiding-bone: ravenpuff: filthyh0tmess: tylerdouglasmonroe: Alliteration is strongly suggested. Tyler Toxic. :X Becca Bulimiaaaa  Whitnie Wasteland. …Arielle Arithmetic? SHIT. I’ve never been good at these. JBleed Ashley Anorexic (it’s ironic) or Ashley Arson John Dough (it’s not even ironic…..)
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Follow Eargasmsreminder on Facebook for daily... →
Dec 29th
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eargasmsreminder-deactivated201 asked: I extend my blog to a facebook fan page to keep people update in real time, but I need help to be promoted. If you're up to this, talk to my fan page on your tumblr or to your friends: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eargasms-reminder/181661808529683. Thanks and cheers dude!
Dec 29th
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How to pronounce Tumblr like an Australian
STEP ONE Tum STEP TWO BLARH How to pronounce Tumblr like an American. STEP ONE Tum STEP TWO Bler How to pronounce Tumblr like a boss (as a Filipino) STEP ONE Tamb STEP TWO ler How to pronounce Tumblr in chinese STEP ONE Ching STEP TWO Chong How to pronounce Tumblr in British STEP ONE TUM STEP TWO BLAH How to pronounce Tumblr in Russia STEP ONE TUM STEP TWO VLERRRR ...
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“My New Years resolution is to only drink out of Styrofoam cups, take up logging,...”
– Louie Barletta, professional skateboarder
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which one of you sons of bitches unfollowed
Dec 28th
GOOOOOOOOD MOOOORNING :DD
I’m gonna XBOX it up all day, gonna ding captain in REACH fo’ real (i’m not lying!) How will you spend the day?
Dec 28th
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Some days are just AWESOME!
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"Rule through the fear of force, rather than force...
-The Tarkin Doctrine
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